Friday, March 30, 2007

Friday Giggles!!!

Received this from a friend of mine. And i couldn't stop laughing! I should try atleast five of them in the list. You can probably choose your favorite ones that you are going to try as well!! Happy giggling :D

19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot yelling"Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."


Anji said...

Thank you for visiting my blog and leaving a comment.
Thanks for the laugh! #9 Try skipping without smiling - it's impossible.

Great start to the day.

Angel said...

Oh my earth!!! This is just the funniest ever, thanks so much for sharing it with me! Do I have permission to use some of them on my blog? By the way...I've done one or two of these things myself...especially the skipping one.

bungi said...

Yeah. This was so totally funny, it cracked me up so bad that i woke up! Yeah. Feel free to use it in your blog. Freely i have received, freely i give :P

johndiamond said...

How I wish I culd do all of that!!! Too bad we (meaning I) cant appreciate jus being insane for the sake of it. Too bad that I have to wonder what the others will think.